Good ol' boy Robert Gates is getting set to replace Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense but really, is this former head of the CIA, participant in the Iran-Contra affair, funder of fundamentalist Islamist forces in Afghanistan during the 1980s, and former board member of a less than stellar elections company all that hott (yes, with two t's)? What apparently is hott are silicon fake boobs as the FDA ended numerous restrictions on the use of a product called "the most defective medical device ever approved by the FDA" by some critics. Women's safety versus image and status? Cmon, we know who wins that one! And somehow O.J. is back in the news, telling us how he would have killed two people. Perhaps a similar motivation is in the back of Pres. Bush's head during his recent visit to Vietnam when he denounced comparisons between the southeast Asian nation's successful battle against the U.S. occupation which ended in 1975 and today's occupation of Iraq. Bush touted that "the Vietnamese people are at peace and seeing the benefits of reform." Perhaps Iraq is Bush's way of showing how he would have killed the over one million Vietnamese who died in the war there. I mean, he's already at 650,000, why stop when you're so close? "We'll succeed unless we quit!" You just very well might Mr. Bush! And we're honestly surprised by recent findings which declare us as 99.5 percent similar to neanderthals?