Condi Rules Out Occupying the NFL

Secretary of State, and unfortunately a fellow Browns fan, Condoleeza Rice stated she had no interest in taking over as commissioner of the NFL when current head Paul Tagliabue retires. "Unfortunately, it came open at the wrong time," Rice said Wednesday. In the past Rice has suggested American "democracy" would work well in the NFL, especially in light of steroids being used as weapons of mass personal destruction in the league. Rice added, "Obviously, I'm very busy as secretary of state..."